KEN LEVINE is an Emmy winning writer/director/producer.

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Every year, English teachers from across the US can submit their collections of actual similes and metaphors found in high school essays. These excerpts are published each year to the amusementof teachers across the country. Here are last year's winners:

1. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently compressed by a thigh Master.

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http://kenlevine.blogspot.com/2010/03/really-rotten-ritin.html

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