My son 36yr: Mum, If I put my legs through the sleeves of my dressing gown will it keep my legs warm during the night.

   Me: Ha Ha. just put an extra blanket/doona on your bed. 

 💤 😂 

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My 2 sons moved back home 5 years ago 
for 6 months and are still here.

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Not that I mind as they do all the cooking that
 involves roasting and slow cooking.